1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
'Leading Russian constructivists included Vladamir Tatlin, El Lissitsky, and Alexander Rodchenko. The term abstract art was originally confusing because it could mean art with altered but still...'
Hooray for Encyclopedias? XD

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My Chinese notebook. *should be doing schoolwork. Eep!*

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Du nununununu BATMAN!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
Aw, I looked! And it is 11:23.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Ummm...*blushes*

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The most amazing music ever! Deus le Volt by Angra. And the refrigerator running. Hold up a minute, I have to go catch it...

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Um...other than to go to my car, the last time I was outside I was throwing tires. *machoness*

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
An elf painting. And a dragon painting. And a picture of a floating thingishness. It was awesome thingishness.

9. What are you wearing?
I am wearing clothes. O.O Problem? XD It's a t-shirt and my shorts from the wrestling team I was on, the one that hates me now. Yay! *coughthey'rebuttfacescough*

10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah, it was so unusual because I don't usually dream and when I do it's usually death-and-doom-and-everyone-dying, not...normalish. So anyways, Holly was driving a car that belonged to Hannahmation but looked eerily like Beca's and Hannahmation ended up driving in complete Joker garb (epic!), and we were trying to find someone I didn't know named Jygurtha, and then we broke into the school and they were selling kayaks and Holly was like 'If you can't even take care of an elephant, why would you get a kayak?' Which made sense at the time, but I really wanted a kayak and they wouldn't let me get a kayak. They were all inflatable kiddie toys, but somehow they were kayaks and then it was a lake and the car was a boat-car. Then I wanted to prove that I could take car of a kayak and started going really fast, and somehow ended up crashing into a blimp.
It was amazing and bizarre. There wasn't a single person in the dream that I have seen in the past few months...it was awkward. And amazing.

11. When did you last laugh?
Oh god...it was a long time for me, but I haven't laughed today. We played Jello twister last night and I laughed then. It turned into a 'throw as much Jello at each other as you can' fight.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Handmade Shelves, paint, a hook, lightswithces, electrical plug, a bizarro alphabet, my little sister's cowgirl outfit sketch, an elmo sticker, and a multi-colored pot with feet and a face.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah, Mia. Just joshing, she's fairly normal. Anywho, I did see someone cry because her boyfriend thought she was cheating on him and she was, but that's probably normal if you aren't in my Realm which she isn't so...it was weird for me. I also saw Jess and he seriously looks like someone famous but I don't know who, and my friend Shell (WARNING: some names have been replaced) was wearing all gray and had cornstarch in her hair. Um...hmm. Nothing else, I don't think.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I think it is very purple and might be haunted.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Haha, I went to Night at the Museum II, but how much I saw of it is debatable as I was on a date.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you do with the money?
Emancipate myself, give all but twenty bucks away and go live on the streets. Ooh, wait I'd have to buy something very wild wild west in there somewhere and have a fake shootout.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
Don't tell anyone--I have a five feet! And three inches, but we don't talk about those.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Ummm, set an assassin on half the world leaders and CEOs of companies? Yeah, I'm horrible.

19. Do you like to dance?
YES.

20. George Bush:
Read number eighteen.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
General William Donovan

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Marie Curie

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Whoooooo, do I ever!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
What pearly gates? I'm seeing some creepy arch thing. What's it say? *squints* 'Abandon...hope...all ye...who...enter...here.' Haha, this guy's bonkers! I left Hope at the bus station, she was on the way to Michigan! I didn't abandon her, she ditched me!

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
Jepthah's daughter, the Menstruating Woman, Hagar, the Adulterous Woman and Bathsheba. Haha, wait! That's a contradiction! Okay, Ruth instead of Bathsheba.